WHEN I TRY AND BEG MY ROOMMATE TO COME OUT WITH ME
howdoiputthisgently: BEFORE: AFTER:
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHATS IN MY JUNGLE JUICE
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I GO ON A STARBUCKS RUN
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.
lolsofunny: do u kno where ppl have to wear crocs now? prison. and that’s the ultimate punishment.
thequeenofvillainy: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard OH MY GOD.
HOW I FEEL WHEN I REALIZE THE WEEKEND STARTS...
When someone tries to steal a bite of my food
When I go out drinking with my best friends from...
When I'm making jungle juice
Trying to stay awake in class
airplane-necklace: im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to spiderman dances to the beat no matter what song ive been testing it and laughing my ass off for an hour shawty had dem apple bottom jeans boots with da fur omg
deerpong: which came first the alphabet song or twinkle twinkle little star
foreveralone-lyguy: I accidentally googled haircats instead of haircuts.
chaystar: ITS ALMOST SEPTEMBER ALREADY
When I'm trying to look hot in front of a person I...
totally-relatable: Expectations: Reality:
nipplebutt: sassygaybar: do you ever just twice a week actually
When teachers have good comebacks
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
How I feel when I finally get a joke:
When I'm hungover and wear sunglasses to brunch
WHEN MY TEETH FEEL REALLY CLEAN AFTER THE DENITST
WHEN I MEET A GUY WHO'S FUNNIER THAN I AM